1. I’m tired.

  2. He’s my everything


  3. "So can I like… masturbate here or…?"
    — Me, at a job interview. (via pearlmother)

    (via fil-bot)

  4. (Source: horrordolls, via dimension-7)

  5. wastedm1nd:

    Best plot twist

    (Source: goodnight-lenin, via dimension-7)

  6. (via owlways)

  7. bl-ossomed:

    Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

    i’ve never reblogged anything so fast


    (Source: arpleiadian, via fil-bot)

  8. skinny-charlatan:

    "Meet me in the bathroom"

    (via driftingtoofarfromtheshore)